You know what would free tibet? Armed Tibetans.
Category Archives: 1-Liners
The state of classical music is just appalling these days. It’s all cover bands.
I finally worked up the nerve to go to a strip mall. You know, it’s not what I thought it was.
Supercommittee: n. A Congress small enough for a President to carry around in his purse.
Obama still guaranteed victory by hard-working Debt Panels.